Jeffron the Immortal part 2

alright, LET THE STORIES BEGIN!!! however, there is one minor set back.....i may or may not be a little "slow".  this coupled with my horrible short term memory will make this little writing venture difficult.  but where did i leave off...

oh, we just crossed the border.  jeffron and i arrive in vancouver pretty late but go straight to the nunnery to a) party and b) give luke his car back.  we walk in as if we own the place because we are the ham jamz and to my surprise, liam, eva's once thought of as imaginary boyfriend has magically appeared in the kitchen to party HARD.  i immediately touch him.  eva whines.

there are many reasons why i love jeffron the immortal but one of them is that once there is a common connection (ie me) then all my friends (strangers to him) become immediate friends to where he is completely comfortable like a cat in any situation.  LET THE PARTY BEGIN! NO RULES! NO REGRETS!

and luckily for jeffron, this particular thursday night was special because we decided to play a group game!!! YAY GOODY!  usually, every thursday night is:

1) nomi and luke argue about something...sometimes its a solid discussion about doctrine but other times the argument is completely absurd because nomi will be defensive and argue ANYTHING ranging from singers to bodily chemicals...

subpoint to 1) real example:

luke: "hey nomi, i have more testosterone than you"

nomi: "uhhh that is BULLSHIT!!.....in ISRAEL, where im from by the way no biggie, jesus stayed at my house whatever, im over it, the woman are blah blah blahh"

and this continues for a while until either luke tries to hug nomi, michelle bakes cookies, or another argument starts up

2) watch the office

3) talk about how theres never anything good on tv after the office

4) watch a movie (a cartoon or comedy because everyone cant handle "emotional" movies now)

5) watch luke sit on nomi while she screams for her life

6) talk in the kitchen (this ranges from a quality group conversation to just a luke/nomi battle...but in all cases, im there to be the comic relieve so people wont start stabbing again)

so thats a usual night at the nunnery on a thursday.  BUT this thursday we decided to play a lovely family fun game called "telephone pictionary".

we had 9 people playing.  so here are the rules:

1) NO PANTS!!

ok here are the real rules of play:

1) each person has 9 (the same number as players) pieces of paper with them numbered

2) each person starts by writing a phrase on the paper...the more creative/funny/absurd the better

3) then you pass your whole stack with the phrase still on top to the next person (either left or right, it doesnt matter as long as everyone picks the same directions)

4) the next person sees the phrase and on the next piece of paper, they draw a representation of the phrase, then put the original phrase on the bottom of the stack

5) then you pass the stack again and the next person (without seeing the original phrase) writes a phrase of what they think the drawing is 

6) this pattern continues until it goes all the way around the table and back to the original. 

7) then you go through the entire stack and laugh laugh laugh at all the stupid things people said and drew yay goody!

these are easy instructions for the common 3rd grader....unless you are thollander, then you need to be explained after every round.  quite annoying for everyone except me...i thought it was hilarious.

then you clown EVERYONE!  it was great fun, and jeffron fit right in....creating delicious phrases and drawings.  i hadnt laughed that much in a long time.  the entire time i was playing, i was just wishing that cobra and party josh were there...their sick brains...i mean "creative imagination" would be a crucial asset to a game like this.

alright, well im going to end this post now because the next one will be quite extensive because it will be about my birthday adventures!!!!111onewon

if blogs had a trailer for the next episode this would be it:

EEEEEEEOooo michelle, go-girls, balls, blacklights, eva crying BOOM CITY YA YA YA YA!