Fun in the Kitchen

alright, ill give a little update on my premium cooking skillz!  by the end of the term, ill probably be the best cook in the world.  ive found out one thing...i like soup.  and i like adding canned vegetables to soup.  doesnt matter what kind of soup or veggies because it will ALWAYS taste delicious and give you powers.  powers of excellent eye sight and listening skills while watching a movie and/or tv show and/or a picture of the BZL shower time.  well, you really dont need listening skills for the last one but the energy used for listening can easily be transfered to the eyes...FOR MAXIMUM GAZING!

so for your view pleasure, i give you a couple of he meals ive had:

what we see here is none other than chicken noodle soup, a staple in every sick childs life.  oh wait! what do we have here??? what are those little yellow balls of ultimate flavor??? CORN!! oh no he didnt!!

yes i did folks.  i added half of a can of corn to my soup, turning a regular meal into a culinary masterpiece.  and to add to the savory meal, ive added whole wheat bread.  and my date for the evening is the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.  great meal, great flick, great times.

round 2.  very similar but instead of chicken noodle soup, we have tomato soup.  and of course, i added the other half of the can of corn.  i mean, it was only logical that i used that...if i waited another day or so, they would probably go bad.  BUT NAY! it was delicious.  for extra flavor and texture, ive added saltines and a diet soda.  the peanuts in the background were not a part of this meal but rather another experiment that im working on.  

to enjoy this meal, ive put on Mr. Show with david cross and bob odenkirk.  you know how people say that certain wines enhance the meal?  well, i believe that movies/tv shows enhance the meal A MILLION TIMES MORE!!!

i will say that preparation for this meal did come with some ill fated  consequences.  while reaching for the bottle of diet coke, the top of it hit the side tray of the refrigerator off and  8 eggs flew into the air and landed at my feet.  surprisingly none of them broke!

of course they all broke, what are you? an idiot?  you should really be ashamed of yourself.

sick tatty:

so i was on the bus with branden and there was a guy sitting beside me that looked like a GQ model.  he was fit and wore black slacks, black shoes, a turquoise button down shirt with a black tie.  ladies, he looked premium.  however, he started talking.  to me, to be exact.  

hepper: "hey bro, whats your tatty say?"

i was first very displeased with his choice of the word "tatty".  now, as you can see, his name was hepper.  but he was neither a heifer nor a leper. 

me: "it says 'redeemer'...do you have any tattoos of your own?"

hepper: "yeah, i have 'bro' tattooed on my foot"

now i respond with "haha thats awesome" in a very "inside voice" manner but in head i was screaming, "YESSSS!! OH YEEEESSSSS!!!!!! CHAD YES!!! COME ON!!!!"

the three of us talked the rest of the ride about school and what we were studying.  i also found out that 3rd year hepper is pledging the beta house.  the beta house is the frat house that is right beside regent college on campus.  so pretty much i have an "in" with beta and now i can party hard with the brothers.

as for school, it is going well but there is SO MUCH READING.  even though i dont have classes monday or fridays, i still have to come to school to go to the library.  along with reading, my hebrew homework takes me FOREVER! but it is really cool and i am really enjoying the courses im taking.  the stuff im learning and the conversations im having with my new friends are really amazing.

i also saw the new coen brothers film, burn after reading, and thoroughly enjoyed it.

UPCOMING EVENTS:

so this weekend is the regent college retreat.  we are going somewhere in washington state...im not really sure what campground but we are staying there the weekend to have fun.  there was a choice to camp out for sleep in the cabin.  i am going to be camping with andy.  it is going to be totally awesome and we are going to make smores and scare other people at night.  

there is also going to be a talent show saturday night and just as a heads up, i may or may not have been recruited for a dance routine...