my "new and improved gluttonfest" comment in my last blog has stirred some quote on quote bad vibes in raleigh, nc where the original gluttonfest was created by myself and a few un-nameable "friends". the original gluttonfest was a stop at five guys burger joint and then on top of that, a visit to pretzel town or ben and jerrys ice cream parlor. BUT I THINK, the ethiopian feast and then the stop at the gelato shop (218 flavors whatever over it) is a much more GLORIOUS gluttonfest. anyways, one such person (zachary) let me know exactly how he felt about my discovery of the newer and better gluttonfest:
Zachary: that isn't gluttonfest, you fucking clown.
get a clue, moron.
me: spare me
Zachary: healthy food?
me: HUGE ethiopian feast and THEN TONS OF GELATO
Zachary: I don't even know you anymore.
get fucked.
so in conclusion....no more GRAHAM AND ZACH FOREVER!!! you can find that tree with our initials in it and CHOP IT DOWN and then feed it to a gang of beavers! I HATE YOU.
below is the latest photo of the former graham and zach:
7 comments:
GLUTTON FEST NEVER INCLUDED ICE CREAM, PEA BRAIN
ALSO IT IS "QUOTE UNQUOTE" GENIUS
WHAT HAPPENED????
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT YOU'RE AN AMERICAN!?!?
WHAT HAPPENED???
YOU WERE THE MAYOR!!! YOU WERE THE MAYOR!!!!!
Awwww, your Raleigh friends are so cute. I want to hug them all.
love,
luke
hey zach, you know what rhymes with 'genius'?
PENIUS!
BOOM! PEW PEW PEW!! OMG CALL THE PRESS WE GOTTA A SLAM DUNK WITH SOME FUNK DOWN DA THROAT BOOOOYYYYEEEEE WOOT WOOT BZL ONE LOVE 4 DA LUB
I like Zach's smile...
I TOLD YOU THAT YOU MADE A MISTAKE!
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